Women’s Health recently chatted with funny man Kevin Hart, the star of the new movie Get Hard with Will Farrell about live and love for the April Issue. Check out his hilarious recap of women “flirters” below.
Where do you take your fiancée, Eniko Parrish, when you want to impress her?
“The smaller things go so much further than grandiose dinners. I like a movie night with no one else around—because there are always people around, given what I do.”
When was the last time you were really scared?
“When I saw a raccoon in my trash. The raccoon was gonna make a move. Running away is an understatement. I. Haulded. Ass!”
What do you sing in the shower?
“I’m more of a rapper, because my singing is so bad. I’m a big fan of Usher, Justin Timberlake, Maroon 5—I’m very versatile. I also like Justin Bieber’s new album.”
How can you tell that a woman is flirting with you?
“Because of my size, women are very affectionate with me [Editor’s note: Kevin’s a strapping 5’4.”] There are huggers and try to put me in their purses. I take that as flirting.”
Name one thing that’s better than sex.
Long hair or short?
“Doesn’t matter, as long as it comes with a nice smile.”
Favorite pickup line?
“If I were taller, would I have a chance?”
Perfume or nothing?
“No one wants to lay next to a musty busty. Perfume.”
First though in the morning?
“Kevin, get in the bathroom. It’s time to poop.”
Desert island must-have?